It was about time that doofus left the house! Paul saw his chance, snatched the pencil, and made his list of demands.
1. Trash those tasteless organic crackers and bring back the Ritz, and not the lousy low fat ones!
2. Stop emasculating me with your silly nicknames. Pretty boy? Paulie? Really?
3. Find a new gag for Halloween, I’m not playing along with your lame pirate routine for the umpteenth year in a row.
4. Find a new Spotify channel or I’m gonna...
The pencil lead snapped.
Paul squawked, shook his tail feathers, then settled back on his perch, partially satisfied.
Acrylic on wrapped canvas.